Thursday, January 26, 2006

40 Years in Sassy Fatty Time

Today's my 5-month WLS anniversary. I started at 317pounds with a BMI of 51. This morning I weighed 224 and my BMI is now 36. That's a total of 93 pounds.

Let's put it into perspective:

An M252 81mm Medium Extended Range Mortar weighs 93 pounds (and has greater lethality than earlier models).

Ume, the National Zoo's 6-year-old male cheetah tips the scale at about 93 pounds. I've lost quite a big hairball, haven't I?

The average 12-year-old girl weighs only a few ounces more than 93 pounds. I weighed somewhere around 160 to 175 when I was 12.

Beluga Caviar fetches as much as $1,100 per pound. My 93 pounds of hot fat on the caviar market, might have brought me $102,300. Yowzer!

On Jupiter, I've gone from 741 pounds to 524. Praise be I'm earth-bound!

So all in all, I think my loss is pretty damn fantastic. Plus, I've dropped clothes sizes like crazy, going from a 32W to 18/20. I never took my beginning measurements, so I can't report on that. I'll post a new before/after picture when I find a camera.

3 comments:

  1. Oooooo -- a sassy fatty timeline. I wanna play too.

    93 lbs is the equivalent of 372 pounds of butter!

    You are so fab! See you Sat!

    KT

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  2. Anonymous12:29 AM

    CONGRATS on your 5 mth anniversary! you are almost in the "century club"! cant wait to see the new pics :)

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  3. 93 lbs is an awesome loss. Keep up the good work!!!

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