Could it work?

I woke up at 5:30 this morning--much earlier than I wanted to. I turned on the TV and started flipping. I'm a sucker for infomercials. I love the cadence and timing of the presentations and the marketing science they use to sell whatever it is they think will change someone's life. What I found this morning was 7 Shapely Secrets.

I was intrigued by the normal looking women they used for their testimonials and they realistic results they presented. But mostly, I want to know how the heck I can stand still for 7 minutes and lose inches.

I am seriously considering spend the bucks to get this because the curiosity is killing me. Should I do it? Maybe I can find a used thing on ebay.

Bigger, though, than the promise of easy exercise was my early morning realization that I will likely never, ever stop worrying about losing weight, inches or dress sizes. I will always be looking for a way to keep what I've got. I thought that the surgery was going to free me from that. Nope. I think I'm going to have to work a lot harder than I ever thought. Maybe that's why Shapely Secrets sounds so enticing.